talking to one of my best friends who's bi: him: so i've seen spiderman twice already
me: OMG I WANT TO SEE IT SO BAD
him: andrew garfield is so hot, his ass mmmm
me: OMG I KNOW ahsdojkshfalkfhowi i wish i was emma stone
him: she's so hot in that movie too
me: omg I KNOW *forever insignificant*